Berend Brandt
Male · 30 years · Working Holiday
Looking in: Vancouver, Metro Vancouver Regional District, BC.
Description
Hello you lovely people!
You are in luck, I am looking for a room in your flat! After some hard training for several years and winning the championship in being a flatmate in 2022 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), I finally have time to care for you! In addition to the usual services of maintaining silence and cleaning, I provide a range of actual bangers like asking about your day, motivation for bouldering and cooking with leftovers.
Do you have a date coming over? I won’t be home. 😉 You are lovesick? I’ll be there for you. ❤️ Did you buy too much beer? We will find a solution together! 🤝 Do you have visitors who absolutely will not leave? I’ll come naked in the room and start cutting my toenails. 🤢
Get this exclusive offer now and you will get an auxiliary coffee and cake absolutely free! What am I talking about, free, I will even pay the rent for the room I will be living in! Make the right decision and text me now :)
PS.: A few key points: I am 30 and from Bremen, Germany. I did my BSc in Cognitive Science and my Master’s in Computer Science. I am in Canada for a working holiday, did an internship at Mila in Montreal for a machine learning in environmental research project. Now I’m travelling around BC on my bike, but am looking for a job in Vancouver in the service industry for September onwards. I love to spend my free time bouldering, hiking, motorcycling, and I am a considerate and mostly quiet flatmate, nevertheless, I love to meet new people. Tell me if there are questions I left unanswered :)
All the best from your award-winning, flatmate-to-be Berend