Male · 49 years · ODSP
Looking in: London, Middlesex County, ON.
WANTED: A 1-Bedroom Apt or Bachelor Haven for a Quiet, Clean Individual Willing to Team Up / Share Apartment with clean responsible Female (only) Reward: Rent Paid on Time, Every Time!
Description of the Wanted:
Name: Will May Occupation: Disabled / Couch Potato (with a government stipend) Special Skills: Dirt Extermination, Germ Warfare Defense, and the Art of Quiet Existence Cleanliness Level: Surgical Suite Social Skills: Minimal (think hermit crab) Financial Reliability: Guaranteed by the Government O.D.S.P ( And additional funding ) Requirements for the Perfect 1-Bedroom:
Rent: $1200/month (all-inclusive, because I’m worth it) Location: Anywhere with good Wi-Fi and minimal human interaction Amenities: Laundry, and a fridge that doesn’t judge my late-night snacking habits If you’re looking for a tenant who’s quieter than a library mouse and cleaner than a hospital, look no further!
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